just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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