The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?