Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(732): View more from New Jersey

a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me

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(502): View more from Kentucky

i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.

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(210): View more from Texas

happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.

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(361): View more from Texas

I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong

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(802): View more from Vermont

Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.

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