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(908): View more from New Jersey

You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals

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(626): View more from California

I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards

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(205): View more from Alabama

I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking

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(708): View more from Illinois

hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today

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(410): View more from Maryland

I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.

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(305): View more from Florida

Also the fuck cup must be buried with me

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(307): View more from Wyoming

The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.

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(408): View more from California

I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?

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