how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course