I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
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I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
i out mim tonsoeep
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