New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?