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Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.

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(614): Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong. http://tfl.nu/lm91

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he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex

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(314): he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex http://tfl.nu/lecw

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There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.

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Punch her baby.

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(314): There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me. (818): Punch her baby. http://tfl.nu/ve2m

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i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!

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(205): i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL! http://tfl.nu/gtw6

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I totes stole your whore crown.

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With great power comes great responsibility.

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(323): I totes stole your whore crown. (239): With great power comes great responsibility. http://tfl.nu/gvmp

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I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain

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(302): I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain http://tfl.nu/18xp

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(310): View more from California

Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING

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(310): Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING http://tfl.nu/6fv4

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so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.

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(708): so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened. http://tfl.nu/8b76

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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude

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(318): You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude http://tfl.nu/d0gl

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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.

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Did you sleep with him again?

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No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?

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(978): The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me. (1-978): Did you sleep with him again? (978): No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me? http://tfl.nu/swvn

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(908): View more from New Jersey

HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART

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(908): HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART http://tfl.nu/i6nd

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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila

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(419): I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila http://tfl.nu/p4pe

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(706): View more from Georgia

When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I just vodka nap now...

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(706): When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between (267): I just vodka nap now... http://tfl.nu/97w6

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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.

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(218): last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat. http://tfl.nu/thb6

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(770): View more from Georgia

Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night

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(770): Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night http://tfl.nu/c0bq

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