It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
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Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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