what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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