their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
It's like God shit irony all over that family
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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