we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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