Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
this beer tastes like vomit already
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
