i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He? As in you personified your dick?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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