Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize