I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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