That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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