Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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