I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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