And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
