I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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