the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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