We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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