I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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