tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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