I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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