Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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