glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Randomize
