It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
