absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
When are your genitals available?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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