Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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