did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Ketchup is God's man juice
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
