Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
