do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I'm both gender and math confused
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