But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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