Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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