are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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