You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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