Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
send nudes
from the living room?
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