You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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