Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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