Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
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