Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
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