im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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