My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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