You're completely useless in the revolution.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
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I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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