I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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