There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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