my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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