its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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