Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Send help, water and tortillas.
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
this hospital has no fireball
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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