Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Even my vagina gasped.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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