So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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