its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
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There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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