therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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