what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
