So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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