If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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