This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
nutella sex= disaster
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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