I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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