She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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