today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Dear god my vagina.
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