Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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